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hahahahaha, how about: "...not if we JAM IT!.." "radar about to beee.....JAMMED" "....the radar sir, it appears to be jammed!" "...Theres only one man would dare give me the rasberry...LONESTAR!!!" (crash!)
" the combination is 1, 1!, 2, 2!, 3, 3!, 4, 4!, 5, 5!....so the combination is, 1,2,3,4,5...thats the stupidest combination I have ever heard!"
"That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!"
[Lord Helmet is playing with his dolls in his quarters when Col Sandurz bursts in] Colonel Sandurz: Lord Helmet! Dark Helmet: WHAT? [Helmet gathers up his dolls in the blink of an eye] Colonel Sandurz: You're needed on the bridge sir! Dark Helmet: Knock on my door! Knock next time! Colonel Sandurz: Yes, sir! Dark Helmet: Did you see anything? Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again. Dark Helmet: GOOD! Colonel Sandurz: [Sandurz slams the door]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20soJuwWFH4&feature=related "errr" whats with the youtube posts only showing linky?
[after the self-destruction mechanism has been activated] President Skroob: Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!
Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it! Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best! Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner? Major *******: I did sir. He's my cousin. Dark Helmet: Who is he? Colonel Sandurz: He's an ******* sir. Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name? Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. *******, Major *******! Dark Helmet: And his cousin? Colonel Sandurz: He's an ******* too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip *******! Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway? [Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand] Entire Bridge Crew: Yo! Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by *******s! [Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down] Dark Helmet: Keep firing, *******s!
